Booties

I microwave them.
I am fucking cold ok?
So I have to wait 3 min..
Tapping my foot and getting anxious
Knowing what will happen
    I grab it
      It will be too hot
            I deal
                I burn
So I grab it.
Too excited to feel my flesh sizzling and heating up to a disgusting temperature
I hold it and crawl in a ball
So imagine a shrimp on fire
Yeah thats exactly what happened
Fucking hot though
I can not feel my feet is the problem
Oh well..

 I got mah self some booties.

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