I need to express my love for Borat

I will look upon your treasures, gyspy. This is understood?

My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face

My wife, she make very much noise when she do a toilet.

In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.

I say this because, I had a very bad Gypsie attack...they stole my wife, plow... and they touch my horse in a very bad way... he got very depressed.

AND MY FAVORITE:

This suit is NOT black!

This suit is black not.